- Me: Wow she has a nice butt
- Me: I wish I had her butt
- Me: Oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think I am a lesbian
- Me: If anyone can hear this I like dicks
- Me:
- Everyone:
- Me: Phew
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this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
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voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
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